The Marion County Sheriff's Office is conducting an active investigation into the whereabouts of a 9-foot tall siloutte of Bigfoot that has gone missing from it's owner's yard in the area of Lake Tropicana.
According to a Facebook post by the Sheriff’s Office, at this time, officials do not have any large footprints to track and Bigfoot's direction of travel is unknown and it was last seen wearing all-black and was playing a permanent game of freeze tag. This Bigfoot smells like plywood, which is very different than the regular undetermined Sasquatch smell.
We do not believe that Bigfoot is a danger to the community but the owner of Bigfoot geniunely would like it back home. They are disappointed that someone trespassed on their property in order to take it. If you've had any sightings of Bigfoot, please report this to authorities ASAP (352-732-9111). Hopefully, it will be found before we have to call in the experts, like the crew on that TV show---Finding Bigfoot
FYI: This is not an actual picture of the Bigfoot in question. It eluded all cameras before its disappearance. But we (and most sasquatch hunters) believe it's a pretty close resemblance.